Thinking constantly about rubber stamps, especially if you’ve not recently handled rubber stamps.

You’re experiencing unexpected and uncontrollable trembling of hands, arms, feet, legs, or head.

Dangerously high fever, with or without either of the above symptoms.

If you or your loved ones exhibit any of the above stamp fever symptoms, you need to get to RubberStampChamp.com immediately.

Proceed to purchase any rubber stamp and ship it to yourself over-night.

When your stamp arrives, repeatedly print it’s impression on whatever is at hand until said symptoms dissipate.